I'm out of napkins - we need to have more kids!

Over the past 14 years my wife and I have had one or more Dodge Caravans the whole time. When the kids were in Air Cadets, we had 2 Grand Caravans and got an award for being the "Pitt Meadows Bus Company" - running 10-12 Cadets around to functions at all times of the day and night.

One of the things the Caravans have is side pockets in the doors - great for keeping things like spare napkins accumulated each time we went to a fast-food outlet or other eating event. The napkins were accumulated for the inevitable spill of pop or ice cream that kids seem incapable of avoiding.

Yesterday I went to clean the headlights off after a day of driving on dirty roads and noticed I was down to the last 2 napkins.
The problem is, the kids have grown up, acquired their own vehicles and moved out. At the same time I've become diabetic and now stay away from most fast-food places.

What am I going to do for a supply of napkins?

When I brought the subject of having more kids up, my pretty much told me I was nuts - and I have to say I agree with her.

I suppose I can buy some - but Costco only has them in bundles not much smaller than the whole van, so I'll have to find some place in the house for the excess - and I'll have enough for several lifetimes.

That reminds me - does anyone want most of a box of soda straws? We bought it at Costco about 15 years agos and most of them are still there ;)